There are so many great men missing out on quality swipes because their profiles are either a painful scroll of cringe or their photo selection looks like a witness-protection yearbook.
Unaverage Joe helps men who are looking for real relationships get better quality swipes.
This site is not for dudes who are into hook-up culture or think they have BDE (Big Dick Energy). Please take a hike if that is you.
I’m here to help you understand how women are wired, what pulls us in and what makes us swipe right.
Swipe Guide
This guide is carefully created to show you what isn’t working and what to do instead.
It’s built on real feedback from real women, not fucking AI!
Trust me, we have asked several AIs and it misses so many key fundamentals because it’s NOT a living, breathing woman who is filled with pheromones and estrogen all steered by the female psyche.
This guide gives you dead-honest, no-bullshit steps to building a profile that actually attracts women who want something real so that you can finally get chosen.
What’s inside
the guide:
Photo Rules:
Please stop looking like a hostage
DM Openers:
First messages that get replies
Bio Info:
You can’t read your own cringe
Texting:
Not replying is a message
Voice Prompts:
You are hotter than you think
Dates:
Plan like a man not a soy boy
Prompt Bank:
Answers that signal green flags, not ick
Does Size Really Matter?
The greatest lie ever told
Secret Info:
Women are wired for these 4 things
And yes this guide costs money.
I charge because I did the work so you don’t have to, It’s a shortcut, not a charity bro, you can choose to invest or keep collecting “maybe laters”.
If “free” is your thing, then so is being AVERAGE!
Reviews
Jason Oosthuizen
“This guide is brutally honest but in the best way. It has a very in-depth photo selection section which helped me a lot. I had no idea that all my black and white photos were actually one of the reasons I wasn’t getting swiped.”
Dave Bennett
“Really well written and actually fun to read.”
Joey Porter
“I thought this was going to be really basic information but I was impressed with the reasonings behind certain actions, this has really helped me understand what women are actually using as decision factors. And the communication tools inside the Secret Information section was a game changer.”
Stephen Mathabo
“Here I thought ladies were only swiping for hot guys but since I changed my bio format correctly I have received so much more interest in my profile. Also the photo section of the Swipe Guide was very informative as well as entertaining to read.”
Grant van der Merwe
“I absolutely loved the Photo Rules! I can now see why women would assume certain things about men. My favorite section was the Prompt Bank because all the examples given have taught me how to signal the correct intentions especially if I am searching for similar values in a partner.”
Moshin Khan
“Even though the Swipe Guide is showing men where they could potentially be making silly mistakes it also provides encouragement and a self-confidence boost.”
Ben Pretorius
“Very honest and funny, with clear, practical advice.”
Meet some of the women behind the wisdom, the ones who didn’t sugarcoat a damn thing!










